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Title: Is it really that wonderful maam?
Post by: IndyTower on June 04, 2005, 03:25:07 PM: Heard this while randomly listening to DTW last night. Found it pretty entertaining.
Title: Is it really that wonderful maam?
Post by: BravoLima on June 06, 2005, 12:47:20 PM: I love this one...thanks for posting!!
Title: Is it really that wonderful maam?
Post by: Jason on June 06, 2005, 01:05:56 PM: I wonder if she ever told that man about those series of transmissions <g> :? :oops: :P
Title: Is it really that wonderful maam?
Post by: pocho on June 06, 2005, 07:52:11 PM: haha :P
Title: Re: Is it really that wonderful maam?
Post by: wrighty1976 on March 16, 2007, 12:10:55 PM: Quote from: Jason on June 06, 2005, 01:05:56 PM
I wonder if she ever told that man about those series of transmissions <g> :? :oops: :P

You will not believe what happened to me at work today..... One of the ATC's...

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Title: Re: Is it really that wonderful maam?
Post by: Studentpilo on March 16, 2007, 04:06:59 PM: Love the way the controller says left "laaft" :-D

Im guessing to be a female pilot you gotta be ready to make a quick comeback for any jokes male pilots/atc have!
Title: Re: Is it really that wonderful maam?
Post by: tyketto on March 16, 2007, 06:22:25 PM: Quote from: Studentpilo on March 16, 2007, 04:06:59 PM
Love the way the controller says left "laaft" :-D

Im guessing to be a female pilot you gotta be ready to make a quick comeback for any jokes male pilots/atc have!

Heard one day some 5 years ago during a shift change at KLAS tower, during my planespotting/scanning sessions at the 25s:

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Male Voice: Southwest 243, winds 250 at 6, runway 25R, cleared for takeoff.
SWA243: cleared for takeoff 25R, Southwest 243.

UAL1256: Sir, United 1256 is going to need A2 today.
Female Voice: United 1256, Las Vegas Tower, runway 25R at A2, position and hold.
UAL1256: position and hold 25R at A2 United 1256, sorry about that, ma'am.
Tower: I get called that here all the time.
UAL1256: Other pilots don't know you?
Tower: Nah, the other controllers here don't know a woman when they see one.
UAL1256: OUCH.

'nuff said. ;)

BL.
Title: Re: Is it really that wonderful maam?
Post by: Studentpilo on March 17, 2007, 12:15:55 AM: WARNING: SLIGHTLY DIRTY JOKE AHEAD

Alright so an aircraft is on approach, he calls up the tower

A/C:Tower N435XK on final for 34

Tower turns out to be a woman, with perfect little innocent voice over freq

Tower:N435XK, roger tower, winds 320 at 5, runway 34 cleared to land

Thinking he will be clever the aircraft says

A/C:Roger cleared to land, 435XK, and ma'am we need full length today
Tower: You need full length 5XK?
A/C:Affirmative, we are coming in a bit hot today
Tower (With that tone that implies a raised eyebrow):Alright 5XK I'll be expecting full length

The airplane continues his approach, touches down on the numbers, and rolls out, only to turn off the runway halfway down.

Tower:What happened to the full length 5XK?
A/C:Eh turns out we weren't so hot
Tower:Not the first pilot I saw with premature intersection, ground point eight for parking, g'day

:-D
Title: Re: Is it really that wonderful maam?
Post by: The Hoffspatcher on March 17, 2007, 09:03:40 AM: very nice :lol:
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Post by: pilotboi411 on July 02, 2007, 05:24:35 AM: kinda sounds like one of my old instructors - and that wud be just the kinda thing she would request and say.
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Post by: DashDriver on July 16, 2007, 07:59:45 PM: My kinda woman....
Title: Re: Is it really that wonderful maam?
Post by: Pearson on July 17, 2007, 01:05:57 AM: I'm loving the longevity of this thread.
Title: Re: Is it really that wonderful maam?
Post by: mjtibbz on July 17, 2007, 10:32:02 AM: lol, nice one
Title: Re: Is it really that wonderful maam?
Post by: IndyTower on July 19, 2007, 11:12:43 AM: Quote from: Pearson on July 17, 2007, 01:05:57 AM
I'm loving the longevity of this thread.

LOL...Not as much as me though. 2 years and running now. ;)
Title: Re: Is it really that wonderful maam?
Post by: Pearson on July 21, 2007, 01:31:29 PM: Quote from: IndyTower on July 19, 2007, 11:12:43 AM
LOL...Not as much as me though. 2 years and running now. ;)
I've been here since August of 2005, just not under this username. 8-)