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Offline IndyTower

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Is it really that wonderful maam?
« on: June 04, 2005, 03:25:07 PM »
Heard this while randomly listening to DTW last night.  Found it pretty entertaining.
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Offline BravoLima

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Is it really that wonderful maam?
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2005, 12:47:20 PM »
I love this one...thanks for posting!!
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Offline Jason

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Is it really that wonderful maam?
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2005, 01:05:56 PM »
I wonder if she ever told that man about those series of transmissions <g>  :?  :oops:  :P
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Offline pocho

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Is it really that wonderful maam?
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2005, 07:52:11 PM »
haha  :P
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Offline wrighty1976

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Re: Is it really that wonderful maam?
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2007, 12:10:55 PM »
Quote from: Jason on June 06, 2005, 01:05:56 PM
I wonder if she ever told that man about those series of transmissions <g>  :?  :oops:  :P

You will not believe what happened to me at work today..... One of the ATC's...



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Offline Studentpilo

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Re: Is it really that wonderful maam?
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2007, 04:06:59 PM »
Love the way the controller says left "laaft"  :-D

Im guessing to be a female pilot you gotta be ready to make a quick comeback for any jokes male pilots/atc have!
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Offline tyketto

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Re: Is it really that wonderful maam?
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2007, 06:22:25 PM »
Quote from: Studentpilo on March 16, 2007, 04:06:59 PM
Love the way the controller says left "laaft"  :-D

Im guessing to be a female pilot you gotta be ready to make a quick comeback for any jokes male pilots/atc have!

Heard one day some 5 years ago during a shift change at KLAS tower, during my planespotting/scanning sessions at the 25s:

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Male Voice: Southwest 243, winds 250 at 6, runway 25R, cleared for takeoff.
SWA243: cleared for takeoff 25R, Southwest 243.

UAL1256: Sir, United 1256 is going to need A2 today.
Female Voice: United 1256, Las Vegas Tower, runway 25R at A2, position and hold.
UAL1256: position and hold 25R at A2 United 1256, sorry about that, ma'am.
Tower: I get called that here all the time.
UAL1256: Other pilots don't know you?
Tower: Nah, the other controllers here don't know a woman when they see one.
UAL1256: OUCH.

'nuff said. ;)

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Offline Studentpilo

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Re: Is it really that wonderful maam?
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2007, 12:15:55 AM »
WARNING: SLIGHTLY DIRTY JOKE AHEAD

Alright so an aircraft is on approach, he calls up the tower

A/C:Tower N435XK on final for 34

Tower turns out to be a woman, with perfect little innocent voice over freq

Tower:N435XK, roger tower, winds 320 at 5, runway 34 cleared to land

Thinking he will be clever the aircraft says

A/C:Roger cleared to land, 435XK, and ma'am we need full length today
Tower: You need full length 5XK?
A/C:Affirmative, we are coming in a bit hot today
Tower (With that tone that implies a raised eyebrow):Alright 5XK I'll be expecting full length

The airplane continues his approach, touches down on the numbers, and rolls out, only to turn off the runway halfway down.

Tower:What happened to the full length 5XK?
A/C:Eh turns out we weren't so hot
Tower:Not the first pilot I saw with premature intersection, ground point eight for parking, g'day

 :-D
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Offline The Hoffspatcher

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Re: Is it really that wonderful maam?
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2007, 09:03:40 AM »
very nice  :lol:
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Offline pilotboi411

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Re: Is it really that wonderful maam?
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2007, 05:24:35 AM »
kinda sounds like one of my old instructors - and that wud be just the kinda thing she would request and say.
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Offline DashDriver

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Re: Is it really that wonderful maam?
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2007, 07:59:45 PM »
My kinda woman....
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Offline Pearson

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Re: Is it really that wonderful maam?
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2007, 01:05:57 AM »
I'm loving the longevity of this thread.
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Offline mjtibbz

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Re: Is it really that wonderful maam?
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2007, 10:32:02 AM »
lol, nice one
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Offline IndyTower

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Re: Is it really that wonderful maam?
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2007, 11:12:43 AM »
Quote from: Pearson on July 17, 2007, 01:05:57 AM
I'm loving the longevity of this thread.

LOL...Not as much as me though.  2 years and running now.  ;)
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Offline Pearson

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Re: Is it really that wonderful maam?
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2007, 01:31:29 PM »
Quote from: IndyTower on July 19, 2007, 11:12:43 AM
LOL...Not as much as me though.  2 years and running now.  ;)
I've been here since August of 2005, just not under this username.  8-)
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