Oh my goodness, you're ALL actually serious about flying to Lindsay about getting butter tarts! That's absolutely awesome. I can't say I've heard anything as good as this, but often around midnight I hear controllers at CYYZ (Toronto Pearson) having a little fun...
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ATC: There's a book here that I go through and tells me everything I should say to you...
Pilot: I should get a copy.
ATC: Nah, it's kinda boring, nothing more than bathroom reading material.
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(11:30ish PM)
ATC: Good morning ____....
Pilot: Good evening...
ATC: Oh, I guess it should be evening.
Pilot: Yeah, no rush speeding through.
ATC: Oh, I want to speed through as fast as I can to 6am!
...I guess the shift change is at 6am!
