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Topeka Forbes Field Automated Weather Observation system.    0 3 1 3 zulu.  .  . Sky conditions.   Broken 150- Rain.  Overcast 474- Hail.  Broken 7,900 Ice. Scattered 9,700 Ice. Broken 13,400.  .  Surface Wind at 41 knots, expect Gust up to 170.  .  Tornadoes reported within and in vicinity of airfield. .  Heavy Wind shear reported. . All are advised to remain grounded until further notice.  . All inflight be aware of floating houses with little girl, ruby slippers, and Toto.
Broomstick 1364 cleared for takeoff. 
